You might be from Colorado if…

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  • Colorado Flag You’ll eat ice cream in the winter.
  • When the weather report says it’s going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt.
  • It snows 5 inches and you don’t expect school to be cancelled.
  • ‘Humid’ is over 25%.
  • You’ve ever stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight.
  • Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.
  • You say ‘the interstate’ and everybody knows which one.
  • You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.
  • You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.
  • You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.
  • Your bridal registry is at REI.
  • You can run up 10 flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.
  • You’ve never seen the tourist attractions in your own city.
  • North means “mountains to the left;” south is “mountains to the right;” and east and west are where all those damned liberals keep moving in from.
  • You tell your husband to pick up granola on his way home from work and he stops at the day care.
  • You know what the Continental Divide is.
  • You’ve gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
  • You always know the elevation of where you are.
  • Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
  • You actually know that “South Park” is a real place not just a show on TV.
  • A bear on your front porch doesn’t bother you.
  • Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.
  • When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/coloradojokes.html

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